89. Mad Max Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Dipping into his Filofax 

He wonders who he can buy next 

"C'mon, Play the game the Maxwell way 

And you'll never lose, come what may" 

There'll be the Maxwell League 

And the Maxwell Cup 

The Maxwell Trophy 

For Maxwell clubs 

Maxwell United and Maxwell Town 

Who only play at Maxwell grounds 

If you believe what the Mirror says 

You'd think that Maxwell's trying to save the game 

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall 

Who's the biggest liar of all?" 

There'll be the Maxwell League 

And the Maxwell Cup 

The Maxwell Trophy 

For Maxwell clubs 

Maxwell United and Maxwell Town 

Who only play at Maxwell grounds 

Mister, can we have our football back?