Babbernation Lyrics - Chumbawamba

I'm out in the country for a walk one day 

I get the urge and I've got to go 

I look around, make sure no one's around 

I pull down my pants and I face the ground 

I think, well, we all go to the toilet 

Just like we've got to eat 

We don't eat--it's called starvation 

We don't babber--constipation