Lay People Lyrics - Chumbawamba

It doesn't matter how rich or poor we are 

Doesn't matter what sex or species we are 

Doesn't matter with which nation we associate 

Doesn't matter what politics we love or hate 

We've still got to go to the toilet 

There's no way of getting 'round this I'm afraid 

We're all busy going to the toilet 

But not on television 

We've all got to do the toilet one 

But not on television 

We're all lay people when it comes to the brown 

We're all at one with each other 

Cause somewhere in between the black and white 

There's us just sitting or squatting 

Laying down the brown