Rubens Has Been Shot! Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree 

How bent your branches seem to be 

Nineteen twenty-one and all's well 

Another fifteen years and we'll be laughing in hell 

One bullet straight through the heart 

Rubens caught a ricochet, Durer's lady cried today 

Cracked old masters up against the wall 

Blue-faced Wendy Woolworth, she's seen it all 

Housepainter, housepainter 

Hanging your swastika wallpaper 

Rows of pretty cabbageheads to gobble up your words 

Laughing along to your blah, blah, blah