Pledge Allegiance To The Hag Lyrics - Singles - Church Eric

(feat. Merle Haggard) 

There's a little dive on a dead-end road 

Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole 

Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar 

An' get loud an' rowdy with PBR 

But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop 

As ol' Jack drops a quarter an' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop 

Chorus: 

An' tip our hats 

An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer 

They say country's fadin' 

But we still wavin' that flag around here 

An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back 

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag 

When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear 

There's a high spot fifteen miles from here 

Where you can always find a few dusty trucks 

With the windows down an' the radio up 

We sit there poppin' tops, shootin' bull an' singin' songs 

But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on 

(Repeat Chorus) 

One of these days when my time has come 

You can take me back to where I'm from 

Put me on a westbound train 

An' ship me off in the pourin' rain 

Don't cry for me when I'm gone 

Just put a quarter in the jukebox an' sing me back home 

An' tip our hats 

An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer 

They say country's fadin' 

But just keep wavin' that flag around here 

An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back 

Long as people pledge allegiance 

Where folks still pledge allegiance 

I pledge allegiance to the Hag