Chinese Freestyle Lyrics - Volume 2 - Cky

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso 

I'mma give it to you now 

Who like my chopstick 

Hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick 

Yellow, If you wanna see me eat jell-o 

I never seen nothin' like you before 

I can kick you...higher than you can kick me 

I can kick you way up into a tree 

Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? ho ha ho ha hoan chi chi 

Everybody in the phone book, named chang 

Wanna see my wang? 

Neva could go and hit the gong with a bang 

Waaaahhhhh 

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball, but that's not right, not in real life 

You will fall...down and break a leg 

Everybody wanna see me break an egg 

Well I don't 

But I like fried rice and I got lice 

Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice 

That ain't nice 

For a fortune cookie, I always told you twice 

Delivery is free, but not from me, I always charge a dolla fifty 

Fifty five 

Wanna see me go-gaa 

Hit you with the light 

Hooowwwyyaahhh! 

War, when I hit you with the shit 

Do a split 

Take a shit, after you eat my shit 

Kung-fu! 

Want my buffet? you fucking gay 

Ah, Wai-lo hit you with the hay 

Stay the fuck away 

Hit you in the balls, only americans eat duck sauce 

And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe 

Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss 

In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shits 

Waaaaaaaai-yah! 

I can kick you if you don't pay the bill 

And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch 

Everything cost a little bit 

So don't expect nothin' for free, at least from me 

Ching chang chewie 

I got you from taiwan city and hong kong 

I can smoke a bong and I can do it all night long 

And don't mistake me for a viet cong 

I can get you and tackle you take you never see me 

When I get you and make you, rope you up 

And put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage 

Poke you with a little stick till you page 

Your buddies to come napalm me 

Goddamn, that shit burned blew away my whole city 

Ho chi minh, shoot a load on your chin 

Goddamn, thats a sin 

Goygo good-bye 

And if you wanna come on in 

You can work in to my world where the yellow should begin 

Hai ya 

Can't be tamed 

I got shit to control your brain and it's called 

Egg foo yung, en lo main 

So come on in, baby, and have it just the same 

Hai ya! haaaaah! 

dou yon sou di dey 

Ha, I don't suppose 

Huh? 

Huhhhuhu huh