Christ-mas Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I don't want another fruitcake 

I don't need another ugly tie, no 

Heard they had a sale on go karts 

Down at Wal Mart, ho, ho, a good buy 

Got no money in my pocket 

Can't believe it's Christmas time 

It's the crowds that bug me 

Stuck in traffic like this 

It's kids causing a commotion 

It's shop at your own risk 

It's that Tickle Me Elmo 

It's dang unfindable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

Unshoppable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

It can make a feller uptight 

I must have been to fifteen stores or more 

All I wanted was a Lite Brite 

But they sold out last night, of course 

Time I buy my kids a swing set 

I'd be broke forevermore 

Tis the season of givin' 

Tis that time of year 

Twas the night before Christmas 

Twas a pain in the rear 

It's the credit card payment 

It's, ahh, unpayable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

Returnable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

You'll see Santa hop the rooftops 

Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright 

There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep 

Nothin' silent about this night 

Oh, Christmas is pure promotion 

Let us not forget why 

We're all out shoppin' 

We're all out buyin' 

It's the off key caroling 

Grandma's mistletoe kiss 

It's that one string of light bulbs 

You can ever get lit 

It's that gallon of egg nog 

It's, uhh, undrinkable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

Decorateable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

It's the things you buy me, baby 

It's the things I buy you, darlin', yeah 

It's the crowds that bug me 

Stuck in traffic like this 

It's kids causing a commotion 

It's shop at your own risk 

It's that Faith Hill CD 

They're all sold outable 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

Beautiful 

Christ-mas, Christ-mas 

It's the things you buy me, baby 

It's the things I buy you, darlin', yeah