Cledus The Karaoke King Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) 

It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac 

It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed 

They're piled in here for just one thing 

It aint the beer battered greased soaked onion rings 

To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king 

Well Im the biggest star that ever hit this town 

Heck I'm known for at least a mile around 

I'm a vocal chameleon after a couple of brews 

I sound like Vince, Garth, Terri Clarke, and Reba too 

When I sing I swear the girls come unwound 

And my friends in low places always brings the house down 

They all put down there beer and wings 

To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king 

I'm a part time beautician 

A Wanna be musician 

I was born with it in my blood 

I'm a mover and a shaker 

A request taker 

And the president of my own fan club 

I sign eight by tens for all my friends beats all you've ever seen 

It wont be long until I get a record deal 

(It's Cledus) the karaoke king 

I guess you'll wondering what I'm still doing round here 

Since I won the Kross French karaoke competition last year 

I sang "He stopped loving her today" 

Just like George Jones and one of his gold plated chrome tin microphones 

Well the only time that I ever got booed is when I busted a rap by the 2 Live Crew 

The more you all drink the better I sing 

(It's Cledus) the karaoke king 

I'm a part time beautician 

A wanna be musician 

I was born with it in my blood 

I'm a mover and a shaker 

A request taker 

And the president of my own fan club 

I know every word to every song you've heard 

Cause they're printed right there on the screen 

I even stand on the bar and play air guitar 

(It's Cledus) the karaoke king 

Some people call it karaoke I call it a summer tour 

I'm Cledus the karaoke king