Every Light In The House Is Blown Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I told you I'd leave some flairs on 

In case you ever wanted to find my home 

You frowned and said 

Well the dang Law should arrest ya 

Now this old house keeps falling apart 

So I went down to the local Wal-Mart 

And bought this Coleman lantern 

To impress ya 

'Cause every light in the house is blown 

I keep on a-clapping but they don't clap on 

House looks like where the Armish live 

There's really no point to pay the power bill 

'Cause every light in the house is blown 

The numbers won't even light up 

On my telephone 

'Cause every light in the house is blown 

It got awful dang depressing 

The bulbs all blew out one by one 

And I just can't afford 

Right now to replace them 

Until then I'll sit here in the dark 

'Cause I can't get this old generator to start 

I got four batteries 

But I don't wanna waste 'em 

'Cause every light in the house is blown 

I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown 

Looks just like where the Clampet's lived 

Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills 

Every light in the house is blown 

No more reading 'Country Weekly' 

While I'm on the throne 

'Cause every light in the house blown 

Can't see a thing till the crack of dawn 

House looks like where Ben Franklin's born 

Before he flew a kite in an electrical storm 

A-every light in the house is blown 

I was hopin' maybe Trace would float me along 

'Cause every light in the house is blown