Is Funny Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no 

I guess my perides but trasnlate 

then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate 

I had to think fast 

I toke a chance 

I moved the microphone around the back of my pants 

would they all laugh 

I didn't know 

I bent down and let it go 

(farts) 

(in backgroud) ole cledus! 

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Its the same around the world 

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Even out in budapest 

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(farts) is funny 

then there was a time I went over to china 

I saw the great wall an' I had a great timea 

seperated from my tour group a found a litte place an' got some wan-tan soup 

I sat with a man named Mr. Mariyachi 

he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi 

in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter I almost made my own po-po platter 

(farts) 

( with chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson 

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Its the same around the world 

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even on Mt. Everest 

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(farts) is funny 

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it was a perfect hour at the effel tower 

I gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers 

she leaned over to kiss me 

I asked her if she loved me and I said wee-wee(wee-wee) 

we found a little cafe on the sidewalk 

so we could have dinner and a nice talk 

I thought I ruined the mood with all that french food 

maybe let a little bit of pepelapew 

(farts) 

The united nations needs its infromation an' maybe there wont be any misinterpution 

they wont be able to talk aout war 

they when they hear a (farts) theyll be rollin' on the floor 

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its the same around the world 

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let one rip its the best 

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(long fart) wew is funny 

weww 

you know whats funny you laughing right now 

I CAN SAY PULL MY FINGER IN 14 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES 

and everybody laughs every single time 

the kids laugh 

you laugh 

your brother laughs 

everybody laughs 

its the universal languauge