Let's Burn One Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) 

I got a buddy named Stacy Fay 

He's been known to stay up for days 

Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house 

Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse 

His phone's been busy now for over a week 

So I dropped by to see what in Sam Hell is going on 

And here's what he said to me: 

Come on in and let's burn one Cledus 

No need to go to the record store 

I've got every song that you're looking for 

On my PC 

And they're all free 

Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs 

I'll show you how it's done 

Fire up the computer and let's burn one 

Before my eyes could not believe my ears 

Every song ever sung in the last fifty years 

He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits 

And threw in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it 

Time sure flies when you're burning one 

It was three A. M. when I got home 

My wife was mad at me 

Till I gave her that CD 

With a mix of her favorite songs 

And I said 

Lemme show ya how to burn one baby 

No need to go to the record store 

I found every song you're looking for on the PC 

Even got me 

No you won't ever find me downloading porn 

Just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn 

And I could use some Brooks and Dunn 

So Fire up the computer and let's burn one 

Country jazz rap and pop 

A lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock 

And like Toby says "Get'chya some 

Fire up the computer and let's burn one 

I don't know if it's wrong I ain't saying it's right 

But I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight 

And I'm a little low on funds 

So fire up the computer and let's burn one 

Fire It up