Martie, Emily & Natalie Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

They come off soundin' pretty pompous 

Each time they open their mouth 

You can't believe it when you hear it 

What they let come rollin' out 

Don't know, why they're so super-hateful? 

Ain't like they've got it so bad 

If they'd do more singin' and less talkin' 

I think, we'd all be glad 

Say goodbye to Natalie 

Adios, Martie and Emily 

They think that they're too cool 

The chicks no longer rule 

All country fans agree 

Now they're threatenin' to quit 

Like we really give a, yeah 

They say they're goin' pop 

Garth, he tried and flopped 

But we won't soon forget 

Martie, Emily and Natalie 

Was it the lack of nominations 

At this year's C.M.A.'s? 

(Auh) 

That got them tradin' in their banjos 

For a drum machine and DJ's 

Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train 

Out on the road with Eminem 

They'll put some bling-bling in their videos 

And we'll all make fun of them 

Say goodbye to Natalie 

Adios, Martie and Emily 

The only folks in line 

Are holding picket signs 

And burning Chicks CDs 

Wasn't it a sight to see? 

Them posin' naked on a magazine 

Now everybody knows 

They're overexposed 

If you know what I mean 

Martie, Emily and Natalie 

So go load up your tour bus and pull on out 

'Cause your careers may soon be done 

You bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionaires 

Yeah, yeah rock 'n' roll, here they come 

Say goodbye to Natalie 

Adios, Martie and Emily 

We hate to see it in 

Why can't we be friends? 

Please don't be mad at me 

Martie, Emily and Natalie 

See ya later Natalie 

You are the weakest link, goodbye