My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Hi ho Silver, away! 

After my show thought I'd have a little fun 

Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run 

Well I got a butt kicking when the police finally caught me 

Give me back my horse 

Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in 

Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin 

Now I don't understand why they's arresting me 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on 

He's always staring at me when them guards are gone 

I'm running out of cigarettes he's asking me to dance 

He say's I'm looking good in these orange pants 

I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy 

I'd give anything to be back on my bus 

I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up 

Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs 

Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is 

You're never gonna see me on a horse after this 

I only get one call I hope Faith is home 

Answer the phone 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy he just won't leave me alone 

He's blowing kisses at me and I'm a duckin' 'em all 

I hate to break it to him I'm in no mood for romance 

What part of no don't this fool understand 

I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy 

Well one day behind bars is long enough 

'Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up 

My cellmate thinks I uh 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on 

My name is Kenny Chesney this ain't nowhere I belong 

Me and Tim's in trouble buddy one thing is for sure 

George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour 

I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me 

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy, my cellmate thinks I'm sexy 

I had him from hello, what's up!