Only 364 Shopping Days 'til Christmas Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

The kids have already started making out their wish list 

All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning 

Should come with a warning, soon becomes old and boring 

Back to the malls there's not one second to waste 

Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space 

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again 

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

Manger scenes are on sale, get a free baby Jesus 

So many gifts to buy, so little cash to spend 

The second to spend, the second that it ends, it starts all over again 

Might as well leave the tree up and the lights right where they are 

It may seem far away but it's really not that far 

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again 

I say that's 364 days times 24 hours 

4 times 4 is 16, 4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25 

4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14, drop the zeros down 

2 times 4 is 8, 2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12 

2 times 3 is 6 plus 7, drop the zero, that's 6 

8 plus 5 is 13, 14 times 2 is 7, 7 plus 1 

That's 8736 hours to Christmas 

My gosh that ain't much time 

I think I' better go, I think that was right 

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us 

The credit's all been maxed out but there's still layaway 

Start now and you might pay it off before the holiday 

Scratch out those names, we can re-use those Christmas cards 

Save the wrapping paper and keep the snow chains on the tires 

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas 

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again 

Blow blow blow and lots of dough 

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again