Psychic To The Stars Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I was starin' a hole through CMT 

Watchin' everybody else who'd been waitin' for me 

I thought by now I'd been a household name 

After all I had if 'Shania was mine' 

And though 'Bigger than the Beatles' got played all the time 

Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame 

Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians 

Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens 

Folks right there's some real competition 

I started getting a little bit paranoid 

Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed 

Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision 

Now I'm the psychic to the stars 

They call me up from wherever they are 

I'm always over-booked 

Lord, my phone rings off the hook 

I'm the psychic to the stars 

I told Tim and Faith, they ought to tie the knot 

Why you think Deana Carter's so hot 

Boy, I'd shave my legs for a sip of that strawberry wine 

When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID 

I'd take her call immediately 

Ten thousand angels couldn't get me off of that line 

Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times 

But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes 

Trying to predict the number of albums she sold last night 

I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call 

They said, "Cledus would you look into your crystal ball" 

I said, "I'd love two boys but I got Tanya Tucker on hold 

I gotta go" 

I'm the psychic to the stars 

They call me up from wherever they are 

I'm always over-booked 

And Lord, my phone rings off the hook 

I'm the psychic to the stars 

Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee 

Why it worked for Dionne Warwick 

Now it works for Cledus T. 

Call me 

I'm the psychic to the stars 

They call me up from wherever they are 

I've got a clair-a-voyant sense 

For a feller that's so dense 

I'm the psychic to the stars 

Just call the psychic to the stars