She's Inflatable Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

She's so squeezable, please-able 

Unbreakable, she's inflatable 

She's an arm full of sex appeal 

Can't wait until I get her home, yeah 

She's incapable of being difficult 

Down to earth-able, biodegradable 

Shania Twain ain't got a dad blang thing 

On my tease-able, squeeze-able, please-able, she's inflatable 

Most folks think that I'm full of baloney, I'm never lonely 

Never thought I could buy someone not 

Flammable, air brain-able, recycle-able, no I ain't full of bull 

Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing 

It made my mama cry when we ran off one night 

And caught a Vegas flight and I made her mom whine 

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring 

My flexible, patch-able, washable, yeah inflatable 

Oh Dang lady, you gave a brand new definition 

Taking a man's breath away 

It makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller, I'd never sell her 

People get your mind out of the gutter 

She's blonde-head-able, re-head-able, remediable, interchange-able 

I didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing 

She's incapable of being difficult, down to earth-able, biodegradable 

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring 

My please-able, patchable, washable, biodegradable 

Air-brain-able, squeezable, washable, she's inflatable 

That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables