Turbo Lyrics - Clifford T Ward

Have you got a turbo wrist watch? 

Got a turbo vacuum? 

Have you got a turbo washing machine? 

An' a turbo car? 

When you ask 'em what it means 

They look blank and say "it's the latest thing". 

Turbo - what does it mean? 

Well don't tell me - I don't wanna know! 

I've had a turbo watch for ages 

Gains five minutes every day 

The wife goes turbo when she vacuums 

She calls it "hurry up" 

The washing machine's always been turbo 

We kick it and it starts again 

As for the car - don't say "turbo" in front of her please 

She gets ratty - and won't start. 

When you ask 'em what it means 

They look blank and say "it's the latest thing". 

Turbo - what does it mean? 

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! 

Must be fast, powerful, great 

Better - best - consummate; get - 

Turbo - what does it mean? 

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! 

Turbo - what does it mean? 

Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! 

(Repeat and fade).