My First Wedding Lyrics - Clipse

This is my first wedding, can I hope it is my last? 

Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past 

So, I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie 

I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near 

And the champagne's for free 

This is my first wedding, can I hope it passes quick? 

If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? 

As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love 

'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She'll steal your mind first then your car 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start 

Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me 

My head is spinning 'round and my legs are break dancing 

(He's pissed) 

I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink 

I can't remember exactly what I said 

But I remember being chased up the street 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She'll steal your mind first then your car 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful 

She's not that beautiful