How To Shake Hands Lyrics - Clutch

Are you cool? 

Well I'm cool 

Is everybody cool? 

Well let's get hot 

Grass roots 

All across this great nation 

And I am truly humbled 

And gratefully accept the nomination 

I'm gonna be President 

Of the United States 

First Tuesday in November 

Mark it down, and save the date 

Live music in the White House 

Strictly B.Y.O.B 

The public wanna get down 

It is our collective destiny 

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I'm gonna kiss all the babies 

Maybe kiss their Mamas too 

I don't need the secret service 

I know how to work a room 

I'm gonna be President 

Of the United States 

I was born to be President 

Of these United States 

On the day I was born 

All the nurses and doctors 

"Take that boy out his crib 

And put him in the Executive Office." 

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First thing that I'm gonna do is disclose all those U.F.O.s 

Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill 

And Bill Hick on a five note 

Hot damn! The democratic process! 

What a time to be alive! 

Oh, I'm ready 

To give the people what they want 

And what they want is straight talk 

And no jive 

We have exit polls coming in - 

Rhode Island and American Samoa 

We have more results coming in 

From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas 

Breaking news - Happening right now 

I believe we're ready to call it 

Do you want us to call it? 

I believe - We have a winner 

Thank you very much 

I couldn't have done it 

I couldn't have done it without you 

Drinks on me! 

First thing that I'm gonna do is go for a ride on a U.F.O 

Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill 

And Bill Hick on a five note 

Hot damn! The democratic process! 

What a time to be alive! 

Oh, I'm ready 

To give the people what they want 

And what they want is straight talk 

And no jive