Closedown Lyrics - Singles - Cock Sparrer

I am a product of the sixth degree 

Don't you wish that you were me 

I go for a walk and then I watch TV 

'Til it's time to have my tea 

I watch all the adverts splashed on my screen 

But they don't mean a thing to me 

It's a joke it's a scream a rotten scheme 

So I close my eyes and dream 

Hey hey hey I'm sitting in a night-club 

Hey hey hey I'm drinking champagne 

Hey hey hey somebody calls me it's closedown time again 

Hey hey hey I'm on the Riviera 

Hey hey hey soaking up the sun 

Hey hey hey somebody calls me closedown channel one 

They tell me of such sweet delights 

You can buy with credit cards 

Write a cheque push a button sign a dotted line 

For a holiday to the stars 

Buy a house buy a car lots of luxuries 

Someone even bought the company 

They make me cry they make me scream 

So I close my eyes and dream 

I can't take no more of this temptation 

I wanna have my share 

I'll buy my old black mask and my cowboy gun 

In a short while I'll be there 

I'm here in the bank and I'll smile with glee 

If they give all the money to me 

The bells go off and the cops came in 

And they're telling me to freeze