David Makalaster Ii Lyrics - Singles - Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

And the shit has 

Just hit the fan 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

There's a scrouge 

Trampin' cross our land 

The film I'm about to show you 

Will fill and overflow you 

With a rage that's 

Beyond command 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Good evening and 

Here's what's new 

Wouldn't it be so nice 

To live in a world 

Where everything's exactly 

How it seems 

But we live in a world 

Where bastards come along 

And piss on your dreams 

About the things that make ya happy 

The things that make ya smile 

Get off your ass 

Vengeance is back in style 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

And perhaps you didn't 

Hear me right 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Every man Jack of you 

Should volunteer to fight 

If I were only ten years younger 

I'd slake this vengeful hunges 

And rest assured we'd all 

Sleep safe tonight 

This is David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Good evening and God bless you 

Wouldn't it be so nice 

To live in a world 

Where everything's exactly 

How it seems 

But we live in a world 

Where bastards come along 

And piss on your dreams 

About the things that make ya happy 

The things that make ya smile 

Get off your ass 

Vengeance is back in style