I'm Number One Lyrics - Singles - Constantine And Ricky Gervais

I'm number one, you're number two 

We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you 

I'm number one, you're number two 

I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me 

I'm one. you're one, you're number two, I'm number two 

You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter than you 

I'm number one, you're number two 

You're lucky to be number two not number three 

I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie 

One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time 

You got to dance monkey dance 

Really, I hate dancing 

Do it! dance monkey dance, ha ha 

I'm number two, he's number one 

I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian 

I'm number two, he's number one 

I'm number one 

You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog 

I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone 

And I'm at the front of the line it won't be long until I get my chance 

But in the mean time, I've got to dance monkey dance 

Dance monkey dance now, watch me 

I'm number one, he's number one, you're number two 

I'm number two, I'll bet you kid, there you go, now step aside this segments through 

I'm one, you're one, I'm number one 

Yes, we know I'm 

he's number one 

That's how it's done