The Truck Got Stuck Lyrics - Counterfeit Blues - Corb Lund

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck 

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up 

But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut, 

Which eventually pulled out the Ford 

With some difficulty 

Well more rain than wed seen for a thousand years 

Caused financial joys and biblical fears 

It caused some smiles it caused some tears 

But more to the point of our story 

For The first time in the collective memory, 

That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy 

Boggy and sticky 

Wed pull one truck out and get another stuck in 

And motors would roar and tires would spin 

Wed sink right down, down to the diff, and wed all take turns and do it again 

Till no one could move, wed call one more friend, 

Come on out here, we need youbring your truck 

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck 

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up 

But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 

Which eventually pulled out the Ford 

And the Dodge 

They got me stuck in the mud, so they couldnt rehearse 

And Chavase too has missed his work 

Richie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk 

Course Holman didnt have nothing better do to, cept ranch. 

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck 

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up 

But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 

Which eventually pulled out the Ford 

Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck 

cept the big old four by hutterite truck 

We all thought lord are we in luck! 

But he wouldnt come anywhere near us, 

Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly. 

So we used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains 

We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains, 

We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin. 

We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels 

And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal 

Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see, 

That oughta give us some traction 

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck 

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up 

But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut 

Which eventually pulled out the Ford 

We spilled genetically modified canola seed 

That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds 

And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil 

Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us