Curly's Pants Lyrics - Singles - Corky And The Juice Pigs

I bought a pair of pants 

At the corner store 

They were size fourty-one 

I'm size thirty-four 

So I took them to a tailor 

And I tried them on 

And he took them in 

And I took them home 

Now they felt just fine 

Until I read this tag 

On the inside leg 

And it chilled my spine 

They were the pants that Curly died in 

They were the pants he could not hide in 

And they had a button fly 

And they poked me in the eye 

Whadja do that for? 

And it was my defeat 

When I wore them on the street 

'Cause I would go 

Whoop (repeat 4 times) 

And I would go 

I'm a victim of circumstance! 

And I would say 

Hey Moe! Hey Larry! Free eats! 

For my pants I've paid! 

And my pants went: 

I keep tryina think but nothin' happens! 

And my pants went: 

Ahra- hra -hra -hra 

And my pants went: 

Hey Moe! I think I'm havin' a cardiac arrest!