Janitor Lyrics - Corky And The Juice Pigs

He lives down by the furnace 

Janitor, Janitor 

And he makes the young kids nervous 

Janitor, Janitor 

He tells everybody to call him Tony 

But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony 

Janitor, Janitor 

He's got a lot of charms 

Janitor, Janitor 

Like the prison tattoos on his arms 

Janitor, Janitor 

He cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokes 

He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes 

He's the Janitor, Janitor 

He's the Janitor, Janitor 

Hey there Neil, how ya doin' 

Hey, not too bad. 

Hey, I guess I saw you talkin' to the janitor this morning 

Well, strange thing...I went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin' the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing he's got, eh? And so I was trying to spike, eh, and he was tryin' to buff all around me as I was tryin' to spike, and I said, "Hey pal, I'm tryin' to concentrate, Mr. Janitor, and I wanna work on my spike." And he said, "Oh yeah?" And he dressed up like Kate Smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin' way on myself, and then I make a little kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together. 

How's your spike now? 

Brilliant! 

I guess it would be. 

Hey Neils! Neil! Neils! Neils! Neil alert! 

I was talkin' to the Janitor this mornin' too, ya know. 

Ohhhh.. 

Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnace 

Oh really? 

And he showed me that sausage collection that he's got. 

I heard he only has one. 

Yeah, but it's real pretty. 

One day I wanna be like him 

Janitor, Janitor 

Masturbating as I clean the gym 

Janitor, Janitor 

I think it must be a really nice life 

Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife 

Being stained yellow, the rest of your life. 

Janitor, Janitor