Pants Lyrics - Corky And The Juice Pigs

There's a power within me 

there's an empire down below 

where energy and miracles 

are free and often flow 

So come on everyody now 

men, women, young and old 

I can feel your pain 

if you touch my pants 

My pants love you, 

my pants need you, 

my pants want you in the middle of the night 

c'mon everybody now want my pants 

c'mon everybody now love my pants 

c'mon everybody now touch my pants 

c'mon everybody now lick my pants 

My pants, they're a miracle 

You know their strength 

You know what they feel 

when I move they do a dance, 

everybody loves my funky pants 

London, England, Paris, France, 

c'mon down for a little romance 

Everybody take a chance 

C'mon on down and touch my pants 

Everybody, Everybody.... 

(touch my pants) 

MC Kilbasa rockin the house with the microphone 

He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he is from 

I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage 

I'm a spicy European sausage, baby 

How ya doin' y'all, 

are you really getting funky now? 

are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon 

Let me hear you say "yo" 

Let me hear you say "yoyo" 

Let me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish) 

Take a chance with my pants 

Unzip my pants 

Pants, pants (repeat) 

Pants are like Jesus 

they can cure all known diseases 

they get stained when you dip them in cheeses 

they get cold in the breezes 

you're an ocean, they're in season 

you're a cat, they get fleases 

my pants they always pleases 

My pants can love you baby, 

c'mon everybody now love my pants 

c'mon everybody now lick my pants.