The Church Lyrics - Corky And The Juice Pigs

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man 

My member's big as a grizzly bear's head 

My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me 

I'm proud of the width and the length of my part 

You should see me break the young girls' hearts 

I always draw a crowd when I take a pee 

Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags 

And when I got to bed the mattress sags 

It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose 

Oh lemmee tell ya... 

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man 

If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten 

Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men