Useless Stuff Lyrics - Counting Crows

(Original by Cracker) 

I'm so fucking sick 

I'm the king of the world 

I'm a genius of useless stuff 

Some people they gotta work 

well I just hang around 

dreaming up useless stuff 

So if I call you from time to time 

I said my life is such a drag 

I feel like a hag please shut me up 

Girl would you like to live my life 

And I'll be with you tonight 

I'll be your useless stuff 

Now everybody wants to be our friend 

so we act real Zen 

and hang around with movie stars 

So if I call you from time to time 

I said my life is such a drag 

I feel like a hag kick me in the ass 

Girl would you like to live my life 

and I'll be with you tonight 

I'll be your useless stuff 

I'll be your useless stuff 

Can I be your useless stuff?