River Euphrates Lyrics - Cracker

River Euphrates 

Is longer than you 

A wandering drag queen 

A Hasidic Jew 

River Euphrates 

At Hollywood and vine 

A Nubian princess 

She's drunk all the time 

River Euphrates 

Somewhere in space 

She's watching free cable 

She digs microwaves 

River Euphrates 

Thinks she's a liar 

I'll love you forever 

Love me a week 

River Euphrates 

You fell like a star 

Hide you in Mecca 

Buy you a car 

River Euphrates 

You black shiny stone 

I'll love you forever 

But you're never home 

River Euphrates 

Somewhere in space 

Watching free cable 

She digs microwaves 

[Unverified] there is like no other 

And only one God 

And River Euphrates is it 

And that is her job 

Oh yeah, alright