It Thing Hard-on Lyrics - Big Beat From Badsville - Cramps

Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can 

Wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" 

Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure 

Bet better hold on tight baby 'cause I ain't a comin' yet! 

I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met 

I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on yeah, 

A full blown hopped up it thing hard-on it 

Thing hard-on it thing hard-on it....thing....hard-on 

Well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure but the way it looks now 

There's no immediate concern there's a couple of things I guess 

I don't need to know I got class up the ass and I got a little dough 

Fake eyelashes and a carload o'go I'm a full tilt nonstop 

It thing hard-on yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on it thing hard-on... 

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