Filter Queen Lyrics - Crash Test Dummies

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright 

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright 

It's not that I'm so tricky 

It's not that I'm so dumb 

It's not that I'm a filter queen 

That sucks up all the scum 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper 

Let's have a little get-together, baby 

We played some little tricks 

And told some stupid lies 

I've spent some time with filter queens 

And baked some apple pies 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper 

Let's have a little get-together, baby 

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright 

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright 

I like the smell of your upholstery 

I like the polish on your hood 

So flip the switch on this filter queen 

And I'll do what I do so good 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper 

Let's have a little get-together, baby 

She is the queen, oh yeah, alright 

Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper, baby 

Put two and two together 

Put on a little salt and pepper 

Let's have a little get-together, baby