Funk 1 Lyrics - Singles - Crash

The place: Finland 

The date: December 22nd 

The culprit: a little blue pen 

If I'd known It would end like this, I never would've asked for that cursed 

pen 

It all started about a month ago 

I was hanging out at some underground stationary store in San Francisco 

It was there that I first saw the pen 

This was no ordinary pen, mind you, it had special powers 

I knew I had to have it 

I begged and pleaded for the sake of sanity to own that pen 

Finally, Christmas morning came 

I rushed downstairs, ripped through all the wrapping and all the packages 

And finally, in one box, I found the pen 

When I reached to grab it, 

It started to glow a bright electric blue 

And there, I found the land of the blue killer whale 

And I was swept away, and I've no way to get back home