I'm On The Guestlist Motherfucker Lyrics - Singles - Crime In Stereo

Incapable of holding down real jobs 

and can't make rent, 

so for a life in the arts 

we deem ourselves destined. 

Skip across my record collection 

until a song strikes my soul. 

Until it distances the earth between me and my home. 

With the lazy shame of my parents money 

and the senseless sweat of my own. 

Kids! We're in this together. 

You're my new consumer 

and I don't want to move back home. 

So put a big black sticker on the front 

that says "For Fans Of." 

And you can donate a penny to my future pension. 

We've got big retail chain 

front-of-store displays, 

but just remember: 

It's three grand for a half-page ad, 

so you better be paying attention. 

Yeah you're a beautiful consumer, 

and I don't want to move back home. 

So download all the songs we wrote 

and hype it up with some bullshit quotes. 

Yeah, we're on a roll.