Carney Man Lyrics - Cross Canadian Ragweed

I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes 

I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you 

Like all the bad clowns do 

I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun 

I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun 

I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight 

I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care 

As long as I am there (State Fair, State Fair) 

I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank 

I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank 

'Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man 

I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man 

The human cannonball I'll rise above it all 

Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh God I'm gonna die 

I am a carney worker I make two bucks 

Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks 

Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man 

I'm a carney man I'm a carney man 

You need a corndog I can tell 

You need a corn dog I can tell 

I'm a carney man