Minnie And Santa Lyrics - Merry Christmas... Have A Nice Life - Cyndi Lauper

I worked with a woman named Minnie 

One Christmas eve long ago 

When I asked, "What you doing this evening?" 

Minnie took on a seasonal glow 

She said she'd be waiting for Santa 

She'd be wearing a bright red bow 

Wo, Minnie and Santa 

Minnie and Santa 

What they're up to only Heaven knows 

She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard 

We're headed for the North Pole' 

Now Minnie could not be persuaded 

That Santa just did not exist 

She swore if she put up some mistletoe 

Santa'd come give her a kiss 

There where she hung up her stockings 

All in their silky, soft, sheen 

She'd be laying in wait on a bear skin rug 

Where the cookies and milk could be seen 

Oh, Minnie and Santa 

Minnie and Santa 

What they're up to only Heaven knows 

She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard 

We're headed for the North Pole' 

Now Minnie was older and wiser 

Like a dear Auntie to me 

But the night that she ran off with Santa Claus 

Was a real epiphany 

Oh, Minnie and Santa 

Minnie and Santa 

What they're up to only Heaven knows 

She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard 

We're headed for the North Pole' 

Next Christmas I passed by the bakery 

Staring out from on top of the cake 

Was a jolly old Santa with a big silly grin 

And a gal in silk stockings and lace 

Oh, Minnie and Santa 

Minnie and Santa 

What they're up to only Heaven knows 

She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard 

We're headed for the North Pole' 

Oh, Minnie and Santa 

Minnie and Santa 

What they're up to only Heaven knows 

She wrote on a card, 'Don't take it so hard 

We're headed for the North Pole' 

Merry Christmas Minnie 

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho