You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Lyrics - Detour - Cyndi Lauper

You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres 

An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires 

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling 

But looks ain't everything 

And money ain't everything 

But, I love you just the same 

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop 

An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop 

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling 

But looks ain't everything 

And money ain't everything 

But, I love you just the same 

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need 

'Cause when we get ahead, it's just another mouth to feed 

And you're the reason my good looks and my figure's gone 

And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb 

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling 

But looks ain't everything 

And money ain't everything 

But, I love you just the same