Barbershop Lyrics - D-12

Hey 

This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh) 

Is that alright wit y'all? (Yeah) 

Its gotta be cause we gon do it anyway 

Ain't that right fellas (Yeah) 

Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah) 

Tell ya people, that I'm the man 

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans 

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) 

At the barbershop (At the barbershop) 

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) 

At the barbershop (At the barbershop) 

Well its Friday afternoon and I just woke up 

That's right I just woke up 

From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what 

That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up 

And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know 

Leave the premises less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's 

Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that 

Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions 

And I don't wanna loose my spot 

Cause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block 

So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock 

Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit 

So tell ya people. 

Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup) 

On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright) 

I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me (Nope) 

A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me 

So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in 

I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin 

Who got shot? (Mike) 

Who got jumped? (Eric) 

Who got ganked? (Shay) 

Who got robbed? (Dee) 

Who went to jail? (Chuck) 

Who got saved? (Rick) 

Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke 

And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope (For 

Real?) 

You get it all at this little dusty place 

Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face 

You see. 

You heard of me, the fat guy that raps 

Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap 

Its been five days, I patiently waited 

Saturday morning, its time to get faded 

And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded" 

Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it 

My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut 

But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt 

So two days a week, I get faded for no reason 

Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin' 

If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run 

Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done 

Got here full grip, but can't call the cops 

I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop 

Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and" 

And tell me who came through shinnin' 

(Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck) 

(Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks) 

(Then he started braggin' bout his last lick) 

Cut me a design along with his address 

You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up 

But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut 

Now who next? (Um I just want my son to get a tech) 

What about you sweetie? (So what you tryin' say?) 

I'm just playin' with you baby (Hey He do this all the time) 

And all you do is whine, and drink wine 

Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out (Man) (When?) 

Early at Le'mott's house (Again?) 

(I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch) 

(You was wit him yesterday) 

(Man what are you talkin' bout?) 

I'm just about ready to throw y'all out 

(No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour) 

No I'll raise up the rates 

So go tell ya people, that I'm the man 

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans 

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) 

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) 

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) 

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)