Pimp Like Me Lyrics - Devils Night - D-12

Whattup 

I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth 

This is straight G shit 

And all you can do is respect it 

[Swifty McVay] 

Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay 

None of why'all niggaz got shit to say 

Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee 

Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way 

A selfish man, the back of the hand 

Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can 

Prostitute, I want my loot 

And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and 

why'all givin niggaz what they needin 

'til bitches understand I'm mean and 

Swift McVay is, blowin up 

Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up 

want to playa hate me, bitch so what? 

What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks? 

All you want to do is want to stick him up 

You want to rob me but I got too much (hah) 

D-12, naturally lifted 

You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit 

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you 

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too 

I got grenades 

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do? 

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot) 

why'all major soft 

Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough 

blood and shit 

That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch? 

So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck 

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it) 

Even if the nigga don't care to nut 

For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks 

Respect the game, you just a slut 

So open your legs up and get my duck 

[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae] 

You just a .. (hoe) 

You just my .. (hoe) 

Dirty-ass .. (hoe) 

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch 

[repeat first part 3X] 

Go get my .. (dough) 

Go bring me my .. (dough) 

Dirty-ass .. (hoe) 

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch 

[Proof] 

I don't spit game, no longer than my name 

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same 

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me 

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup) 

And knowin the fact, I was born to mack 

That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac 

Got good game, that's a hood thang 

What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang? 

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese 

Tell that trick nigga (come back please!) 

Rob a L7, that's a square 

You a bottom hoe, you got to know 

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough 

So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow 

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back 

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track 

[Kon Artis] 

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas 

You get slapped when we're short of cash 

I get whiplash when I hit the gas 

And I holla out the window of the hatch 

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it 

Suck it stroke it make me rich 

As a token of my appreciation it's 

another client for you to hit 

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids 

You shoulda picked another occupation trick 

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me 

and I'ma slap you up in this truck 

You must be out your mind or somethin 

Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin 

Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin 

You don't work? You make nothin 

I'm just another case of a lazy husband 

[Kuniva] 

I want the paper stack 

Buy you an outfit, then take it back 

When you page me BITCH I never page you back 

You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup) 

Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too 

Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot 

Don't like a chick that act too cute 

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah) 

And don't be askin me, all kind of questions 

All harassin me, callin stressin 

Or I may have to release some aggression 

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson 

Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse 

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now 

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house 

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch 

[Chorus] 

[Bizarre] 

Sell that pussy 

Sell that pussy bitch 

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich 

You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch 

Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks 

Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash 

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass 

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em 

Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims 

(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..) 

Shut up bitch, you talk too much 

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt 

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin 

Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin 

Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of 

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!) 

Go suck dick in the back of the party 

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody 

[Chorus] 

[Eminem w/ Dina Rae] 

You just a .. (hoe) 

You just a .. (hoe) 

That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe) 

You just a, dirty ass bitch 

A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch 

(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH) 

But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm) 

[Outro] 

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin 

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen 

you ever seen in yo' god damn life 

Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene 

And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin 

YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about 

We let you know right here 

Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed 

That's just what we do 

You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968 

The pussy is all great 

I'll see you at eight, bitch