Pimplikeness Lyrics - D-12

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[Proof] 

Aiyyo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat 

Ass and titties bouncin, she ain't movin her feet 

Put 20 in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw 

Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty bitch) 

I wanna see this bitch naked on my livin room flo' 

And yo bitch, I ain't givin up no dough, fo'sho' 

You can be my best friend but Em might get mad 

Don't call me Daddy bitch, I fuck better than your dad 

Let me get up in that ass like I'm ridin horseback 

Fuck a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack 

I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap 

If you hang up the phone then bitch don't call back 

18's on ice, you ain't seen that befo' 

Actin like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling) 

I move to a ho, just for one reason 

Cause bitches need 9-1-1 for no reason 

[Chorus: Proof + (Eminem)] 

(I'm somethin like a pimp) 

A diamond{?} trick, but you ain't seein no chips, young ho 

(I said I'm somethin like a pimp) 

Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick, yes bitch 

(I'm somethin like a pimp) 

You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl 

(I'm somethin like a pimp) 

Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp, big P 

(Said I'm somethin like a pimp) 

[Kuniva] 

I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, bitch beat it 

Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed 

Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes? 

You ain't gotta tell her nothin, you just told her twice 

And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya 

Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya 

So fresh and so clean, she know the routine 

It's such a - wonderful thing, money flow like ravines 

They say "Kuniva, get a clothin line" but I'ma chill 

Cause when cotton ain't sellin pussy always will 

And these women they be knowin the deal 

That's why these niggaz be blowin a mil' just to keep a ho in they grill 

And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin like one though 

I fuck 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that ho 

Cashin 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains 

They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin 'em game 

[Swifty McVay] 

Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her 

See I tell a bitch quick, if you knew better you'd do better (bitch) 

They realizin I ain't havin that shit 

Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin every tramp that she with 

I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that 

I'm doggin they ass, I'm in joggin pants and a V-neck (hah!) 

I put my foot up in her ass so fast 

that she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoe'in with a cast on 

And I'm knowin just what happened that day 

He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you) 

You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama 

I'm pimpin aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (want my change) 

Menage-a-trois is really second nature 

I have 88 bitches straight takin it to the face {AHH!} 

And uh, I can give a fuck about a relation 

Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid bitch 

[Chorus] 

[Eminem] 

Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track. 

Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor 

Grab a bitch up by her hair like I just don't care 

and swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major ass kick 

Toss a bitch out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick 

I'm a PIMP, so I give a fuck about a BITCH 

But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (whoo!) 

I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip 

But I could spit some game and I could talk some shit 

I'm somethin like a pimp, similar to a mack 

I ain't makin the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack 

Drop Cadillac, truck {*phone rings*} fuck, I gotta go 

That's my bottom ho pagin me back - I'm a pimp 

[Bizarre] 

It's 7 o'clock, bitch you ain't got my money? 

I'ma beat yo' ass {*girl giggles*} you think it's funny? 

Bitch get on the block in some dirty tube socks 

and get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (yeah!) 

Bitch I'm the man, you know I'm the man 

Keep suckin dick, 'til you get a hundred grand 

Bitch you insane if you think I'm your mayn 

Here's 2 G's, go fuck LeBron James 

[Chorus - minus first line] 

[Outro: Proof] 

Hah, been gettin this money off these bitches 

Heard me? That's what I do, you know me 

Check me out anywhere, anybody tell you about Proof 

Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend 

The Human Fly, y'knowmsayin? 

Aiyyo, I got bitches in Michigan on Michigan 

Yo' bitch is on Woodward nigga, next to them faggot ass niggaz 

I got bad bitches cause you gon', you think it's a cop 

Yeah, that ain't cop that's my bitches 

I got the top notch bitches, y'knowmsayin? 

I'm more than a pimp, I'm somethin like a pimp 

Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, Wonder Rat{?} baby 

Big pimpin, you heard me? P.I.M.P 

Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it goin 

Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P 

Y'knowmsayin let's go, c'mon y'all let's go.. 

[Traci Nelson] 

Ooh, hey.. ooh, hey.. ooh, hey.. 

Ooh, hey.. ooh, hey.. [fades out]