Honkiest Tonkiest Beer Joint Lyrics - Blessed Or Damned - Dale Watson

It's been here for near on thirty years 

Wish I had a dime for every time sombody cried a tear in their beer 

And a penny for every smile and Ginny gave out 

At the honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town 

(Chorus) 

45's are on the jukebox, some old some new 

They say "Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you?" 

Well that's just small talk to help you feel at home when you come 'round 

The honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town 

(Guitar and steel solos...modulate one whole step) 

If you're out on that side of town 

You wanna shoot some pool or just shoot a cool one down 

Rose's pickled eggs and sausage are by the pound 

At the honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town