Formaldehyde Lyrics - Damnation

Got a brand new reason 

To live through another season 

A bottle is his home 

My puppy embryo 

The teacher calls him Ben 

My nonjudgemental friend 

I know in there everything floats 

Chorus: 

Formaldehyde (x2) 

Keeps our little friend alive 

Formaldehyde 

Happy in his home (x2) 

Everything floats 

We ride the bus together 

Keep him inside my sweater 

The other kids are mean 

They wouldn't understand 

The teacher calls him Ben 

My nonjudgemental friend 

I know in there everything floats 

Chorus