Alaska Highway Lyrics - Dan Bern

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe 

I met Leonardo DiCaprio 

Leo, he's trying to get away from 

The unwanted advances of Eminem 

Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along 

Saying, "Please put me into your highway song" 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

Well, I would never be so dumb 

To say they stole an election 

They bought the damn thing fair and square 

Emperor's in his underwear 

Old King Cole's a merry old troll 

Surgeon General smokes Marlboro 

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I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

Commandment 3 says do not kill 

Amendment 2 says blood will spill 

God sits in his rocking chair 

Two flat tires and one good spare 

Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe 

With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong 

Can't we all just get along? 

Anchored down in Kodiak 

With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack 

You oughta know by now, by Joel 

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Anchored down in Kodiak 

With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack 

You oughta know by now, by Joel 

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe 

Keith Richards stops to say hello 

I play my guitar, he plays along 

With song after song after song after song 

Now that I've played with the likes of him 

Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great... 

On that Great..." 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

I say, "Hey, who's going my way 

On that Great Alaska Highway?" 

I say!