No Missing Link Lyrics - Dan Bern

They look for the missing link 

There's no missing link 

They'll never find the missing link 

There's no missing link 

We're not something you can figure out with an equation 

We are the genetic muation 

Aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

Aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

Darwin tried explaining it, Darwin did the best he could 

Evolution, pretty theory, 

But how could Darwin know 

That aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

Aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

How else explain fax machines 

How else explain computer enhancement 

How else explain fiber optics 

How else explain Mozart 

We do not belong here, this planet was a terrarium 

Intergalactic broken home, have to go to outer space 

And one day find our daddy- 

How else explain pay at the pump 

How else explain limited access freeways 

How else explain digital remastering 

Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo 

Michael Jordan 

Religion, astronomy, astrology 

That looks to the stars 

We do not belong here 

This planet was a terrarium 

Seven billion bastards 

Screaming for our daddy 

Aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

Aliens came and f**ked the monkey, they f**ked the monkey 

etc. 

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