Oklahoma Lyrics - Dan Bern

Look mom 

They're gonna fry tim mcvay 

She said 'the nice guy who's on the cover of all those magazines? 

Why would they want to do a thing like that?' 

I said cause he killed all those people 

In oklahoma city 

She said nonsense 

People don't kill people 

Carbombs kill people 

I said well yea mom but they gotta do something with him 

She said why don't they just get mike tyson 

To bite off both his ears 

And I said 

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True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

It attracts too much attention 

They never bomb buildings 

A little girl down my block was born 

With siliconin her breasts 

It turned out her grandma and her mother 

Both had the implants done well 

Evolution took care of it this time around 

And I wondered what it is about 

So many women with big breasts 

Make it look so sad and I thought well 

Maybe it has something to do with the weight 

The burden there is to carry in the world 

To have to feed it 

To be the object of its desires and 

I wondered what burdens the rest of us 

Are carrying all the time 

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I couldn't help thinking 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

It attracts too much attention 

They never bomb buildings 

I decided to go for a walk 

And not do nothing except look everyone I see in the eyes 

And not be the first one to avert my eyes 

No matter what 

And I was planning to be gone for 10 minutes 

But things started happening and I didn't return for two years 

By which time I was the heavyweight champion of the world 

And the expectant father of 16 children 

By 13 different women 

I was in a fishing village in the coast of spain 

It was our lady of abortions sunday afternoon 

All the pregnant women in their first trimester 

Were filing before the priest 

To receive their blessing of 

Try again sometime, try again 

The old barber had died his hair green for the occasion 

And pierced his nipples and 

Was riding his skateboard to the statue 

Of conan o'brien 

Where he was doing backflips for the kids 

Who threw coins 

Given to them by their parents 

The visiting lecturer 

Achingly handsome 

Just finished giving a 

How to build bombs in your basement 

Seminar in the park 

All the young girls put away their 

Notebooks dreamily 

The chimpanzee who had managed to 

Type out hamlet three years before 

Was sitting in the third floor office of a 

Drivers license building 

Typing out zoning ordinances 

Typing out learners permits 

Bored and lonely 

Pee wee herman was sitting in the 

Central square on the grass 

Naked and masturbating 

While all the townspeople moved to him 

Slowly and kissed him softly and sung him 

Lullabyes in the grass 

And in burkley and in greenwhich village 

And in paris and scottsbluff nebraska 

No one sits around in funky little coffee shops 

Anymore talking about revolution 

No they get a starbucks to go 

And they go back to their basketball games 

Where they see who can jump higher 

Who can jam 

Who can take it to the rafts 

And they all wear baseball caps 

Except they don't say yankees or dodgers 

They say nike, reebok, adidas 

Cause the pro players don't play for teams anymore 

They play for shoe companies 

And the kids aren't fooled 

Nah they're just biding their time 

Waiting for the millenium to come 

When all the computers will crash 

Cause all the brilliant scientists of the world 

Forgot to make them read 

Zeros 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

It attracts too much attention 

They never bomb buildings 

Now sitting there with a head full of dark thoughts 

Like I sometimes get 

Suddenly everything cleared 

And I realized the only purpose 

For revolution is to be able to love 

Who you want 

How you want 

When you want and 

Where you want 

So I took off all my clothes 

Stole a boat and road out to the middle of the lake 

And jumped in 

And I looked back at you 

And said come on 

Get wet 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

True revolutionaries 

Never bomb buildings 

It attracts too much attention 

They never bomb buildings 

They never bomb buildings 

They never bomb buildings