Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth Lyrics - Dandy Warhols Come Down - Dandy Warhols

I never thought you'd be a junkie 

Because heroin is so passe 

But today 

If you think that I don't know 

About depression and 

Emotional pain 

You're insane, or you're 

A fool who hasn't paid attention 

To a word that I say 

In a way, I can't 

Help but feel responsible 

I always knew that you were insane 

With your pain 

I never thought you'd be a junkie 

Because heroin is so passe 

But I never thought you'd be a junkie 

Because heroin is so passe 

Now a-day 

You never thought you'd get addicted 

Just be cooler in an obvious way 

I could say, shouldn't you have got 

A couple peircings and decided 

Maybe that you were gay 

In a way, I can't 

Help but feel responsible 

I always knew that you were insane 

With your pain 

I never thought you'd be a junkie 

Because heroin is so passe