Perfect Hair Lyrics - Mouse & The Mask - Danger Doom

Perfect hair to the second power of forever 

Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never 

On a mission with friends of fair weather 

Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna 

Wear your leather prepared sweater 

And watch out for Catman my brothers 

He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers 

A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo 

Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio? 

Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone 

Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon 

No more or less stress than your old boss 

The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores 

And Brenda, the best girl lost 

Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss 

Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers 

Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers 

Circa one nine seventy-one 

On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done 

He seeks the ninth level of power 

But weak geek might freak it in another hour 

Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy 

In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why? 

I think his true name was Gerald 

The toupee, the male pattern anime herald 

A good laugh like the walk to the bank 

Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog 

Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy 

Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent? 

Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you 

I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower 

Do you, are you in the shower? Okay 

But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff 

Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours 

So, if you can let me know today 

That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay? 

Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle 

For to do the rap pizzle 

And again I'm really sorry about that other one 

The call, Meatwad sucks 

Okay, call me back dog