Splatter Lyrics - Danwritessins

[SPOKEN INTRO] 

danwritessins is my sugar daddy 

greetings inhabitants of planet earth 

my name is danwritessins, what's yours? 

now I got out of bed and came from my galaxy to be here tonight, 

so lets kick things off with some formalities and introductions right now, shall we? 

silence all cellphones because if I hear one marimba I swear to fucking god this show is over. 

I don't know where the emergency exits are either, so beat the shit out of anyone who disrespects you 

[VERSE 1A] 

got a side bitch, tits fake 

but it's on her mind to be the pound cake 

i'm on the track got downloads coming through the air like an iOS 8 update 

in her mouth, cos i don't like a mess 

breed her ass so i can catch my breath 

so i can catch my breath 

so I can catch my breath 

[VERSE 1B] 

tits out like its mardi gras 

got a duffle bag everytime i go to withdraw 

wrist icy, it thaws to glow 

getting money like dawson, 

thousand loads 

[REPEAT VERSE 1B] 

[VERSE 2A] 

get it big gonna hit ya with the caps lock 

cut it out, shut you out cos it's all talk 

grab your shit before I fucking chuck it 

a little love sick got me puking in a bucket 

[VERSE 2B] 

I'mma drink until I don't remember, 

I won't stop, no I won't surrender, 

cop my single - I'm your vender 

just copped the check and now I'm ready to spend'er 

[VERSE 2C] 

hnow i'm the drew of brees 

this ain't foot ball but you could fumble me 

i'm at MSG, I'm on MTV 

but how the fuck you eat tuna if its not bumblebees 

[REPEAT VERSE 2C]