Speed Traps Weight Stations And Detour Signs Lyrics - Dave Dudley

Speed traps and weight stations and detour signs 

Are standin' between me and that baby o'mine 

Well I'm two ton over fifty miles from that stateline 

Speed traps and weigh stations and detour signs 

I told that dock boss he was loadin' me too full 

He told me you just drive it son don't worry what you have to pull 

But that old dock boss don't have a baby like mine 

And he don't have to worry bout crossin' that stateline 

Speed traps and weight stations... 

There's a hard hearted lawman that's a waitin' just for me 

With a fistful of tickets that I don't wanna see 

So I gotta find a backroad for this ol' rig o'mine 

Cause I'd rather see my baby than that old judge any time 

Speed traps and weight stations... 

Yeah speed traps and weight stations...