Loser Friendly Lyrics - David Ball

The door into the tavern 

Opens easy in my hand 

I get an understanding smile 

From my bartender friend 

And he pours me a double 

Nothing 'bout it seems too hard 

He opens up a tab for me 

With my credit card, it's so 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Everything is easy as can be 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Friendly to a loser such as me 

The girl who waits on tables 

Comes up behind my chair 

Helps me with a hand or two 

Of video solitaire 

She leans in close and whispers 

"Are you all alone? 

'Cause I get off in a little while 

If you'd like to take me home," she's so 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Everything is easy as can be 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Friendly to a loser such as me 

We all have our ups and downs 

The rain must fall some days 

But when it does it's good to know 

You can find this kind of place, it's so 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Everything is easy as can be 

Loser friendly, loser friendly 

Friendly to a loser such as me 

Friendly to a loser such as me