Shit Happens Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

When I was a little kiddy 

My mommy she would tell me 

Even the world's best laid plans 

End up in the garbage can 

We got a saying around our house 

Your shit's in a knot, your head should me in a noose 

High blood pressure and an early death 

Is all it'll get you so you might as well accept that 

CHORUS: 

SHIT! 

Happens 

SHIT! 

Happens 

It happens, it happens 

SHIT! 

Happens 

SHIT! 

Happens 

DON'T WORRY! 

'cause shit will always happen 

She had a little party while her parents were away 

Guess she figured everything would be okay 

35 skinheads and a rugby team 

Drinking that liquor cabinet clean 

Best friend's brother was a biker 

So you hired his gang for the bouncers 

Started wrecking your place so you called the cops 

The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see 

Chorus 

I'm not sick and I'll always be like this 

There's something to think about while I take a piss 

I whip out my dick and I point it at the hole 

I then relax and let the pressure flow 

An extra stream will start to squirt 

Right up in the air, and on my shirt 

But I won't be mad, nor get uptight 

'cause it happens like this every fuckin night 

Chorus